Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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