gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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