: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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