So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
The best revenge is premature balding
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You took a bar mat shot.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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