Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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