So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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