I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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