Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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