You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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