Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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