Do you still have your period?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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