Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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