Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
