CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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