Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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