Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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