i already hear my dad disowning me
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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