We should be called the Road Head Warriors
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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