i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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