Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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