i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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