How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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