...so i touched it.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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