Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
