you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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