I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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