Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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