She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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