this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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