Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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