Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
