what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Randomize
