It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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