Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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