I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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