Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I wish i was in the wii world.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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