I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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