do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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