Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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