I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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