Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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