I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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