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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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