if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Couch. On fire.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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