awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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