Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
be right there i have to get my cape
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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