i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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