Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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