btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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