The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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