i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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