eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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