I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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